Warren Sapp Seems Like a Savvy Shopper

Warren Sapp was arrested on prostitution and assault charges after two hookers called the cops on him. There was reportedly an argument over money and things got physical. I’m not saying he’s guilty, but you have to do something pretty inappropriate for a hooker to call the cops on you. Both were given citations for being prostitutes and sustained minor injuries but will live to fuck another day. Sapp has been suspended indefinitely from his job at the NFL Network without pay. If you’re dropping fifteen hundred bucks a piece for high end tail, don’t haggle over the price. You’re not making a prudent financial decision anyway so keep splurging. It’s one of those If You Have To Ask situations. Plus you’re a scary man known for being charged with assaulting women. It’s all a perfect storm that says enroll yourselves in cosmetology school and charge an in-room porno to your expense account.

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