Victoria Silvstedt Tits Like a Lure

It’s like watching a bass master cast his line. Some unfortunate largemouth is about to be dinner. Victoria Silvstedt has that hook line and sinker routine going with her inflated everything. By the time you’ve surmised what it might feel like to have collagen pressed around your member, your bank account has already been emptied. It’s a magic act that counsel for your legal heirs will label cunning in a courtroom someday. In some ways, I admire watching a master at work. In another way, I want to yell the word whore loud enough for Rolling Stone to accuse me of institutionalized rape.

Photo Credit: INF