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December 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I’ve always had a soft spot for the women desperate for attention. They’re the mainstay of my own dating life. I don’t hold Chelsea Handler in any disregard for swallowing the man’s chowder to catch her break. Fuck the judgmental people who don’t understand the laws of supply and demand in the entertainment job market. People get killed in the streets over a few dollars. You can fuck the boss for a $20 million talk show deal. It’s the holidays. I’m feeling especially kindly. Stop flopping out your teat on social media and let’s be friends.
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