Chelsea Handler Seems Somewhat Needy

Somebody please arrange a ceasefire with Chelsea Handler’s naked cries for attention. Maybe we all agree to look at her next photo and give her a ‘I Luvs U Chels!’ and she agrees to be dropped into a hole drilled through the earth’s mantle and see if Gaia shits her out in a Beijing KFC. Nobody seemed to care that Handler shut down her Instagram account after nobody seemed to care about the ruddy topless candids she kept posting. Mark Zuckerberg is an easy target because he weighs maybe a buck twenty and vomits at the sight of female genitalia. Handler’s relocated to Twitter which allows nudity because that is inevitably how they will keep the lights on. I’m not sure where this nude protest eventually leads, I just know I wish it was anybody other than Chelsea Handler.

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