Amanda Bynes Pounding the Watermelon Like Crazy

Amanda Bynes has been hitting up Mel’s Diner every afternoon for the past several days ordering nothing but bowls of cut up watermelon. That’s not even close to the oddest actress diet in the neighborhood, but when you’ve just been released from a psychiatric hold, people are going to notice the fruit thing. Amanda’s beleaguered parents just won the right to keep her conservatorship in place which means she can’t access her bank accounts or re-up pharmaceuticals without their permission. Also, they get to hang with Britney’s dad at the conservator conventions in Aspen. Amanda didn’t bother to show up to the hearing. The attorney she sent to represent her turned out to be an imaginary British barrister from the 19th century. It’s hard to see how Amanda doesn’t end up climbing somewhere dangerously high in the very near future. If you catch the whiff of watermelon, turn your eyes to the sky. It might just save your life.

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