Sarah Silverman Cares Too Much (VIDEO)

Sarah Silverman appeared in a flat video on behalf of the National Women’s Law Center whose goal is to attain equal pay for women while wearing unisex suits. All of Silverman’s comedy is based on the fact that she’s a relatively hot Jewish chick with a potty mouth. Like Chelsea Handler, but Sarah stops at banging black dudes to get ahead.

In the video Silverman picks out a dick to wear, because having a dick makes you earn more money than women as long as you work more hours, stay with the same job longer, take less vacation time, and promise to die young. The National Women’s Law Center is calling for donations of $30 trillion dollars so that every woman in America can be given $435,000 dollars which is what they calculated she will lose unfairly in her lifetime while they were high on Fen Phen. The NWLC is officially ballsier and funnier than their latest spokeswoman. Correction, spokesperson.

I feel the same way on this issue as I do on African-American reparations. I’ve never enslaved anybody or provided support or aid to known enslavers so I don’t feel personally responsible. I also earn so little that it would be statistically impossible for a woman to earn 78% of what I do for the same job. I shouldn’t have to be subjected to Sarah Silverman sketches. I’ve done nothing wrong to deserve this.