Amber Rose Divorces Wiz Khalifa

Ah, damn, if these two wonderful kids couldn’t make it past a year and one illegitimate child. For Amber Rose, being a multi-rapper plundered woman with a baby and the face of a Dutch boy painting, she’ll come up, fuck, roses. But Whiz Khalifa, I expect this to hit him the hardest. Not quite so bad as losing your reefer connect or a member of your traveling squad posse or your merch manager or public relations lead or or mixmaster or even that bitch in Indiana who can tea bag your entire genital package, still, this is your wife and baby mama. That pain’s going to linger for minutes on end.

You can see the divorce documents on TMZ. Yes, TMZ has a team of aggressive midgets that live in small lean-to’s outside the courthouses waiting for these kinds of filings. I’m sorry, aggressive little-people, like in Beijing.

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