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July 31, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
NBC announced that extremely modestly talented Allison Williams would be playing Peter Pan in a musical version of the classic children’s tale. Much of the Internet delayed their salad selfies for a moment to trash Brian Williams’ daughter while a small minority masturbated feverishly thinking of Peter Pan with tits. That is kind of hot.
Read all about Allison Williams raping your childhood. (Huffington Post)
Miranda Kerr almost tit-baring for 7 For All Mankind jeans. (Drunken Stepfather)
Leah Wright’s bikini pics make me want to go to Essex…wherever the fuck that is. (Hollywood Tuna)
Gisele Bundchen wants to remind you that she’s hot in a bikini. (The Superficial)
Taylor Swift and her perfect jizz legs went for a walk in New York City. (Popoholic)
Charlize Theron warned to not marry human ass tumor Sean Penn. (Dlisted)
Hey, it’s 1996 again and Carmen Electra is pole dancing for Galore Magazine. (COED)