Paulina Porizkova In A Bikini

Paulina Porizkova is some miracle of modern science. She’s the Dennis Quaid of chicks. I don’t think she’s shooting Human Growth Hormones into her eye sockets like Dennis and Sean Penn at their ghoulish cocoon swim parties. It’s just genetics. I wish I could build a time machine to go back to 1984 and masturbate over her teen photos in Sports Illustrated.  When I was there I’d parlay a bet that Keith Richards would still be alive in 2014 and that the young governor of Arkansas’ dowdy wife would become the first female President. There’s no reason you can’t take a break from masturbating to plan for your future.

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