The Insane Clown Posse Won’t Back Down

The Federal Government represents the entire audience above age middle school that care about the Insane Clown Posse. After the FBI solved all the terrorism and gun violence problems, they went to number three on their list and classified fans of ICP as a gang. The ICP Juggalos inherently know their shitty taste in music keeps them from getting laid, but they don’t see being drunk and horny as criminal. So they filed a lawsuit against the G-men’s label.  The Feds are fighting to throw the suit out because why the fuck not, they have tons of lawyers, guns, and money. The idea that the Juggalos are a gang is ludicrous in the first place. The word gang implies some level of organizational intelligence, as opposed to, say,  loose circle of meth smoking carneys. It’s a slippery slope. Being an occultist creep who jerks off in his grandma’s hamper is not against the law, not if grandma truly loves you and keeps your secret.

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