Stacy Keibler Is Still Really Happy Without George Clooney

Just because George Clooney finally broke his vow to never get married again and gave Amal Alamuddin a ring that cost at least $750,000, it doesn’t mean that Stacy Keibler still thinks about him every day and carves his name into the walls of her baby’s room while she shrieks in frightening rage. Stacy is totally happy with the way that her life has turned out since she and one of the most famous men in the world broke up, and it’s practically an insult to imply that she only posted this photo of her baby bump to Instagram because she’s jealous of all of the attention that she should have gotten. She’ll still be paid a stupid amount of money for the rights to her baby’s first photos, and sure, George and Amal will be offered a hell of a lot more and they’ll accept on the condition that their money be used to free the kidnapped Nigerian girls, but Stacy’s happiness is all that ever really matters.