Michelle Lewin Has a Powerful Thong

There’s a fine line between a woman with a toned body and a woman with enough muscle to kick your ass when you ask her if her competitively slutty sister can come stay with you when she’s next out of rehab. Michelle Lewin is right on that fine line. I’m not scared of strong women, I’m frightened to death of strong women. Her tits alone look like they could twist my arm behind my back and make me say Uncle. She can probably crack a walnut between her vulva. I’d probably pay to see it. But the whole sculpted package makes me nervous. A BBW with respiratory issues isn’t going to give you that kind of angst.

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