Teri Polo Files For Bankruptcy

Being the star of a J-Lo all-inclusive, multicultural, multisexuality, multiethnic, multiracial, blended family dramedy doesn’t pay like it used to, because Teri Polo just filed for bankruptcy. Looks like she busted right through that Fockers dough on essential handbags and Whole Foods dried fruit and now owes her credit card company and the IRS a ton o’ cash she can’t afford to pay back. Also, her landlord is suing her because he says she turned her luxury rental into a giant crapper for her twenty million dogs who pushed out feces in every corner of the abode and on the front walk, forcing even the neighbors to complain of the fetid smell. I don’t suppose Jennifer Lopez could come by with her shiny new GLAAD Media Award for The Fosters and use it to help Teri scoop up some of the turds. Or maybe just give her a raise so she can afford Whole Foods again. Nobody wants to see a TV star shopping at Ralph’s. It’s unsettling.

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