Britney Spears Minders Won’t Let Her Use Bras

We don’t know the precise details of Britney Spears’ indefinite probation, what is and what isn’t allowed by her father and the star chamber that controls her every waking step. Apparently bras are out. Undergarments provide a common tool for women to mule verboten items passed their pat-downs. I learned that from New Jack City. Britney’s handlers kept a close eye on her braless date with her boyfriend over the weekend. He probably still feels weird about having a bodyguard unroll a prophylactic on his joint every time Britney tells him she needs Big Daddy to make her feel pretty. I bet his buddies remind him that for a part-time legal office assistant and part-time bartender, banging Britney Spears is pretty brass ringish. That should keep him in the game until the Minders insist on fluffing him for improved intercourse.

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