Vivid Says Farrah Abraham Is a Lying Liar With a Dick in Her Butt

Vivid pornmeister president, Steve Hirsch, is calling out Farrah Abraham on her shit, (and not the residue kind on James Deen’s pecker). Farrah has been alleging lately that while she was shilling her pornographic opus Back Door Teen Mom, she was repeatedly drugged and raped. She’s been saying that to anyone who will listen along with claiming that porn ruined her life. This right before she released the sequel to her original butt lovin’ epic. Hirsch says that it’s all lies and that he’ll pay her a million dollars is she takes a polygraph and any of her allegations turn out to be true.

“This is exactly what I expected from Farrah. She’s a fraud. We know she loves money, but once she gets called out she’s afraid to respond. First you can’t stop the lies and then you can’t find her. She’s incapable of telling the truth.”

I’m certain that the upstanding folks that make porn would never drug and rape Farrah. Why would you have to go to the trouble when twenty bucks and some McNuggets for her kid who’s been locked in the car will suffice. I don’t blame her for buyer’s remorse. I guess that would be backdoor on camera remorse. Hey, the paycheck part seemed nice. But you can’t go around besmirching porn to help you cope. Porn is sacred. You might as well attack moms and apple pie. Or, moms shoving apple pies in their twats on PornTube. It’s all wholesome and American.