Cops Need Warrant To Search Bieber’s Phone

Police investigating lipstick lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber’s involvement in a fiendish egging incident may have to get another search warrant to check his phone. We told you about Justin’s house getting raided by police looking for clues about his neighbor’s house getting egged. The cops took his phone, (which may or may not have Canadian dong pics in it), but Bieber refused to give them his password. Cops have tried every combination they can think of but nothing works. His usual passwords of BOYS69, DILDOME, TINYPEEN, and SELENABEARD weren’t it. The cops could take on Bieber’s team of five-thousand attorneys and try to get a warrant to make his cell carrier hand over the goods. It’ll cost the police a shit ton of money to get this done, but they could make it up on the back-end selling the undressed Bieber photos to TMZ and Pederasts Monthly. Personally, I think the police have more important things to do than unlocking Bieber’s phone, like accidentally shooting him in their next raid. I miss classic police justice.