Scarlett Johansson Has Big Boobs

It’s never a good idea to quiz a woman on her previous relationships. A man takes what he can get in this world and ever looks forward. If you start investigating shit from the past, you’re only going to ruin a good thing, or ruin a bad thing, either way, you’re going to be getting laid less. Still, there’s going to be that moment when you’re kissing Scarlett Johansson’s big ole boobs and she blurts out, that’s where Sean Penn used to jizz, and you’re going to kick yourself for not being a little more inquisitive on the front end.

Here’s Scarlett at the Venice Film Festival. Like all European film festivals, it’s a grandiose celebration of films nobody is ever going to pay ten bucks to see.

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