Kate Middleton Goes Into Labor; Everybody Do Something

There’s nothing but excitement over the pending birth of this Windsor baby. I think it’s mostly British people hoping for their first attractive monarch in over four hundred years. I’ve never lived under the legal rule of a queen before, but I have been dominated by bossy women in relationships. It’s much easier to rationalize when they’re good looking. Even your friends will start off those hints to you with, ‘I know she’s good looking, but…’ That means something. A hot queen could bring back the luster to the royal regin. Of couse, they could pluck out another boy with big fucking ears and male pattern baldness. In which case, expect the Empire to continue to crumble.