Deena Cortese Focuses On Her Best Parts

June 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I’m told by imaginary voices that Deena Cortese is one of the girls from MTV’s already forgotten reality series, The Jersey Shore, but she’s not the short one that is slowly withering away like she just looked at the Ark, nor is she the one with the gigantic breasts that look like they were created by the Mayans to store winter harvests. So which one of Deena? The world may never know.

But thanks to her Twitter feed, we at least know that she has breasts and a partially-covered vagina. She could have the face of Heaven’s most beautiful angel or it could be the front end of a Lincoln Navigator. Either way, I’m really proud of her today for sticking with what matters the most.

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