Selena Gomez’s Friend Has Bigger Boobs Than She Does

I’m guessing it sucks when you’ve got a best friends with bigger boobs than you’ve got. Not that you have trouble getting guys even with your little girl body. But your friend, she’s got that woman’s body. And all the guys might be hanging around you because your cute and famous and all. But you keep seeing their heads jerking toward your friend with the big titties. And you get jealous. So you treat her unfairly until she no longer wants to be your friend. Then you have to go find other bitter small girls to shop with to find tops that don’t make you look like your twelve. There’s much less drama surrounding a small dick. I’m guessing.

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