Women Turn on Taylor Swift Who Will Pretend to Give a Fuck

Women who spent this past weekend belting out their gynecological bona fides have started attacking the posers who didn’t show up to march. It’s only a matter of time before women turn on each other. You can’t abort cattiness.

Taylor Swift failed to join Cher and Madonna and Scarlett Johansson in gross hyperbole before thousands of women yelling at Trump for not asking them how their day was and just assuming they’d be the one to do the dishes. Sharing a room with your former girlfriend at the Hyatt D.C. is a moment in the struggle that can never be faked.  

Swift typically stays out of all political matters because she knows it can only hurt the cash flow. Also, she probably doesn’t give a shit about reproductive rights because boys are gross. Swift fired off a trite Tweet to the women marchers, as if that might serve as resistance skin in the game:

So much love, pride, and respect for those who marched. I’m proud to be a woman today, and every day. #WomensMarch

That’s a lot of pride for doing absolutely nothing but being born. Swift has come under chick blogger fire in recent times for being a rich girl in Manhattan and not making cliche feminist statements on social media. If she wasn’t going to spend her 30’s using all her money to eradicate everybody who ever hurt her, you could almost feel sorry for Taylor Swift. Really for any female entertainer these days not feeling like making up stories about being gay or having held her high school record for rapes and abortions. That’s a tough locker room.

Women have come a long way. Now, as expected, they’ve missed the turn and they’re headed backwards.