Demi Lovato Deeply Unhappy With Her Genes

Demi Lovato claims to be quitting show business for a while yet continues to say incendiary things in interviews, perhaps making the transition from an annoying shitty performer to simply an annoying person who doesn’t perform. She says she’s going to focus on ‘charity work.’ That’s code for slacktivism, don’t look for her on the lecture circuit any time soon. She’ll probably just gain twenty pounds and talk about how hot she is and also how it’s a form of oppression that nobody else agrees with her. She really needs to go away and it’s unclear who is still listening. Her latest attempt at charity work comes in the form of dissing Taylor Swift’s completely fabricated ‘squad’ which consists of a group of models and B-list singers who she pays under the table to occasionally get together for photo ops in an attempt to humanize her, as she has no actual friends:

“I think in certain situations, certain people could be doing more if they’re going to claim [feminism] as part of their brand. To be honest, and this will probably get me in trouble, I don’t see anybody in any sort of squad that has a normal body. It’s kind of this false image of what people should look like. And what they should be like, and it’s not real.”

Actually the entire squad have normal bodies. Two arms, two legs. Head. You would be the thickest person in the squad, but just because you’re heavy for a pop-star doesn’t make you more normal. In fact considering yourself normal and everyone above or below you in thigh circumference either plus-sized or anorexic is a pretty solid indicator of narcissism. Taylor Swift is a marketing robot without a human vagina. She knows as well as anyone else that people go for thin women. If you’d have been nice you maybe could have been an alternate. Good luck with the charity work, it appears your one contribution to humanity was being born just squat enough to talk a lot of shit in 2016. A new year is upon us, see you in line at the Luxor buffet bragging about how much you love yourself. 

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