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April 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
There’s that moment when you realize you’re engaged to a guy named DJ Ruckus who fiddles with his iPod to the screams of hookah hazed Armenians in blended slacks. The Hakkasan nightclub in Vegas celebrated their fourth anniversary of eight balls and dance floor skin to skin herpes by paying Kim Kardashian a couple hundred grand to be their headline guest. A majority of guests don’t get to fuck her so it’s unclear what kind of tangible draw she presents. Australian model Shanina Shaik took selfies and pretended what her parents said about finding a guy with a real job didn’t affect her. DJ Ruckus was labeled by GQ magazine as the most sought after DJ in the world. That says more about GQ magazine than DJ Ruckus. I bet your real name is stupid. Were there no eSports stars available to date?
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