Farrah Abraham And Jenna Shea Porn Stars Making Not Porn

April Fool’s has gone corporate. Every major brand advertiser and mega media outlet pulled some cheap publicity stunt with an April Fool’s prank. The conceit going in that you’re not expected to be fooled. At best, mildly amused. Valentine’s Day used to mean fucking. Now it’s just a mall jewelry store trip. The 4th of July means bedding and trucks are on sale. Labor Day is school supplies. The word holiday derives from the root, stop selling me crap on my drinking days. April Fool’s Day is gone. My grandma used to call me and tell me I was adopted by my parents. It was less funny when I found out it was true. Her humor was so damn dry. Like the dirt I shoveled on her grave. Did these two adult film stars really get hired to make a lingerie calendar? April Fools. Wait, how does it work again?

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