Bethenny Frankel No Candy for Mexicans

Bethenny Frankel dyed her hair to avoid the servers of process chasing her around town with lawsuits over her Skinnygirl line of products. They will never make you as slender as her own weight control program of Zumba and Flint River water. It’s simpler and cheaper but the folks in Marketing said it didn’t test well. Frankel just launched her Skinnygirl line of low calorie candy because lower calories gummy bears and chocolates are the foundation of any weight loss program. Don’t you see she’s just fucking with you now, fat women?

Frankel is running damage control from a politically incorrect Twitter rant about how Kmart employees were a bunch of lazy Mexicans:

Wow @Kmart has 2 registers open w 5 other employees standing around & two speak no English whatsoever. Shoes are sapatos right?

How fucking elitist. Us regular people have known Kmart is staffed with lazy illegals for our whole lives because we have to shop there. Fat Mexican women are far more self-aware than Fat American women so her candy sales shouldn’t be affected. But sapatos? Really? When I was a kid all the rich Jewish anorexic chicks knew how to buy shoes in multiple languages.

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