Lindsay Lohan Mus Musculus

Lindsay Lohan gears up for Halloween around mid-March after she wakes up from New Year’s. It’s a brutal schedule, but Halloween is her favorite holiday. In her newly adopted home of London she went as a mouse you might like to fuck after a couple or three spiked ciders. Lohan got heavily into character and ate nothing but moldy cheese out of the dumpsters where she slept for seven weeks leading up to the evening. It’s unclear if the blood from her mouth is part of the costume or that’s just fucking blood coming out of her mouth. Make that six ciders. Don’t meow when she’s in character if you’d like to keep your dick.

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