Demi Lovato Naked Body Proud

Girls can’t just get naked anymore. There has to be a message. Demi Lovato went makeup and clothes free to support a message of body acceptance. If you have up to six hours a day for private trainers and juice extracted from the anus of a vegan Sasquatch, you too can accept the fat jokes that no longer make sense. Lovato wanted everybody to solve the National Treasure hunt with the clues etched on her body. Wait, that says shop at Duane Reade’s when in Manhattan. Scan her QR code for thirty-percent off all Revlon products. Why can’t you be like every other female celebrity who got naked without showing off her tits or vagina for a major magazine cover and accept how brave you are. I’d like your answer in the form of a tattoo that only appears when your body is contorted at an obtuse angle.

Photo Credit: Vanity Fair