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August 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Lindsay Lohan started Gatling Gunning out topless photos of herself so her anorexic little sister wouldn’t hog all the New York media ink for booking her first modeling gig. Congratulations. You’re 21. Given that you’ve done nothing before this other than deny yourself food and wish your parents into an alternate dimension, you’ve officially spent 21 years landing a part-time job. That might earn you an inspiring interstitial in a Hillary Campaign video. It shouldn’t compel your sister to produce selfies from her Hotel California in Qatar . If you’re not sureĀ if you’re a guest or a prisoner, then you already know the answer.
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