Michael Sam Cruising

Michael Sam hit up some trashy night club in Hollywood which serves overpriced drinks, which is curious since he’s never had a job except third string tackling dummy and that time he ballroom danced which I guess pays decent. Sam recently signed a two year deal with the Montreal Allouettes of the Canadian Football League, but he has yet to play in one of their four games this season, possibly because he’s sitting next to his land line waiting for Oprah to call and offer him a gig where he flips houses on camera. Anything but playing football. I heard it’s huge in Canada right behind bowling and cheese grating. Should he enter a game, Sam would become the first openly gay male to play Canadian football and also the first guy without Down’s Syndrome. There’s always the cruise ship circuit. Not saying you’ll get paid, but you could go on a cruise and meet some dude who will pay your rent for a few months while you study the playbook. Nice abs. This team’s on a budget, we’re sharing rooms.

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