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May 19, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Lindsay Lohan took time from her lazy sprint to complete her community service hours to hit the cryogenic tanks in New York. Cryogenic therapy involves shoving rich white people into a -180 degree tube until their bodies start releasing endorphins in an attempt to finally feel happy before death. It’s unclear what Lindsay thought happens in these liquid nitrogen chilled chambers, but she came out three minutes later asking if humans were living on the moon yet and if they were, did they also have Adderall. Lindsay prepped for her therapy by submersing herself in an ice bath to get a feel of the sensation. She discovered cold. Also she suddenly remembered where she left the car she rolled in 2005 and the name of the guy still trapped inside. The therapy doesn’t hold long and within an hour she was eating a french dip and setting up orange traffic cones randomly in the street ordering her assistant to run a timer on her and report the hours.
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