Madonna Topless Until Somebody Stops Her

Dammit, Madonna, stop being so provocative. I don’t always want to feel compelled to reevaluate my feelings as they relate to dominant medial culture constructs. No offense to the ninety-seven 2-pt font names of people who made Photoshop possible. You actually did wonders to make Skeletor’s teats resemble human breasts one might pay five quid to shag in the water closet of a Bristol area pub. It’s probably time for grandma to holster those hangers and consider taking up quilting. Not because she’s old and creepy, but mostly because of that.

Photo Credit: Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for Interview Magazine