Ela Rose Grabs Her Tits Because That’s Marketing

I’m not sure who the first girl was who agreed to take off her top and hold her own tits for the camera, but add her to the list of unsung heroes throughout history. I’d place her just below the next female player to shank a Division IAA college football field goal and just above women who write loosely fact checked rape stories for Rolling Stone. I’m tired of seeing job application other interests as reading and traveling, boring. Note your ability to grasp your breasts in your own hands while taking on the surging tide and you will be hired. I believe that’s the good kind of sexism.

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