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October 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments
Michael Sam was benched from the Cowboys practice squad and people are already saying that it’s because he went after hairy man dong in the locker room. Which is silly because he has a full time boyfriend, so he’s just thinking about hairy man dong.
Read all about Michael Sam’s sob story. (TMZ)
Maitland Ward might as well be naked in this dress. (Huffington Post)
Unpronounceable hottie Bregje Heinen is highly fappable. (Drunken Stepfather)
Shana McLaughlin has the biggest tits I’ve seen in a long while. (Hollywood Tuna)
Cora Skinner dons lingerie and I don a chub. (Popoholic)
Douchenozzle Matthew McConaughey gives his much needed opinion on the Redskins’ name. (The Superficial)
Oscar De La Renta is Oscar De La Muerto. (Dlisted)