Jeanie Buss Has Priorities

Jeanie Buss feels it’s awkward running the Lakers while her crotchety old man boyfriend runs the Knicks. Luckily she made sure to clarify that business comes before Viagra induced pleasure. Shit got weird when Buss was pursuing Carmelo Anthony during free agency, as Phil Jackson figured he rightfully owned him outright. Buss made sure to lay down the law:

“Carmelo is a player who’s worth fighting for. In basketball, family, love, relationships, nothing is more important to me than the Lakers, so I’ll do it again.”

It’s refreshing to hear this from an heiress. Usually rich kids don’t give a shit about anything they were given. They total their Ferraris along with their sports franchises. They sign players they think are sexy and override General Managers while coked out of their gourds. Buss has her shit together. Fuck family, fuck love and fuck your creaky old asshole of a fiance. Time to dig this team out of the gutter. Blindside Kobe into a ditch and name yourself the new final seconds go-to shooter. L.A. loves a winner.

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