Colleen Shannon’s Car Broke Down, Or Did It?

The last time Colleen Shannon looked like this she was distracting customs officials in upstate New York so her boyfriend could hop over a creek from Canada into the U.S. with some controlled substances. It’s the Fraulein Helga bent over a low filing cabinet trick. It’s never been topped.

These 138 water people are relentless in their mission. Now working with ex-cons like Colleen Shannon to distract our attention while they spread Ebola and Iggy Azalea music around the world. I’m sure the Free Masons are involved as well, those conspiratorial fuckers. What ultimately comes of this is what always comes of staring hungrily at a woman’s ass bent over the hood of her car. Severely chaffed dick, shattered dreams, and an early death.

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