Candice Swanepoel Poses On The Beach

October 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I don’t really even know what this chick is selling half the time, I just know I want to buy it. If she put on a tiny pair of shorts and told me to buy home theater equipment I’d pick up even more high end crap I absolutely positively don’t need. It’s nice being a guy and not feeling the least bit tempted to buy a Lincoln because Matthew McConaughey is pretending he drives one. The only thing I want to do like Matthew McConaughey is have sex with good looking Brazilian women and I’m not sure you can buy that at Target. Not the good looking ones.

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