Stacy Keibler Has A Boring New Boyfriend

October 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

According to this photo that Stacy Keibler posted to her Instagram yesterday, she is now dating this gentleman named Jared Pobre, or as everyone who doesn’t know who he is will forever call him: Not George Clooney. But then, that’s the problem with dating someone who just broke up with one of the most popular actors in the world, because unless you’re ready to cure cancer or whip out the world’s biggest cock to prove that you’re on par, you’re always going to be Not George Clooney. The only exception is when Elisabetta Canalis dated Steve-O, because then people referred to him as “Really? That fucking guy?”

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