Jenelle Evans Says She Wasn’t Drunk She Was Just Trying To Fuck And Drive

September 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jenelle Evans, Teen Mom star and example to girls everywhere, says that she wasn’t drunk when she was arrested for a DUI, she was trying to have sex with her boyfriend…while driving. The incident happened on September 7th when cops pulled the winner over for driving erratically. When asked why she was acting that way she told the cop that it was because she was attempting to get her fuck on while operating a motor vehicle. It’s been a long time since I took driver’s ed but it seems to me that it’s impossible to have sexual intercourse while the girl is driving.

It doesn’t really matter because she’s fucking lying and was wasted. It just goes to show you that you can take the slut out of the redneck white trashiness she was born into but you can’t take the redneck white trashiness out of the slut.

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