Avril Lavigne Will Give You a Virus

Avril Lavigne is dirty. No, not her pretend punk b.s. she continued on Kimmel last night in a spiked bra. She’s the second most dangerous celebrity to search on the Internet, according to McAfee Anti-Virus company. After Googling shit on Lily Collins, searching for Avril Lavigne and anything else is second most likely to get you twisted malware on your computer. I checked my own search records for the past year and found ‘Avril Lavigne Midget Sex’ and ‘ Chad Kroeger Dead Avril Lavigne Cries Naked’ so I ran a cautionary anti-virus scan on my hard drive. It came back with nothing but a picture of a fat bloated Deryck Whibley. I think he got the virus.

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