Myla Sinanaj Calls Herself ‘The Anti-Kim,’ Makes Sex Tape

Kris Humphries did what any idiot would do after learning he was played by Kim Kardashian, he went and humped the shit out of a Level 3 whackjob who looked sort of similar to Kim. In the process he put Myla Sinanaj on the media radar. Enough so that she’s been trying desperately to launch her own reality show career. Now, just like Kim, by way of sex tape:

I may not like Kim, but she was smart and she’s sexy and I look a lot like her so why not make a tape and make millions and get a reality show?

And, therein lies the real cost to society of the success of Kim Kardashian. Fucking your way famous is far more complicated than it seems. You can’t just strap on a Superman cape and jump off a roof and expect good shit to follow. Just ask my Cousin Glenn who still has a misshapen elbow from that weak logic as a second grader. Most women who let rappers bone them on camera will, in fact, not become rich and famous. Somebody needs to sit Myla down and explain to her that while her upside career potential might be ticket booth girl at an adult bookstore, there’s dignity in working legit. Plus, it’s a good place to meet Congressmen.

Photo Credit: Myla Sinanaj/Twitter