lindsay is about to be an international crisis

Having one day to complete 3 court ordered alcohol education classes would be tough for anyone, even under normal circumstances, but an even bigger challenge would be if you went to another continent and never came back. It’s a big hurdle, one that Lindsay Lohan is not equipped to handle in even the slightest way.

As of 11am on the east coast, Lindsay is still in Cannes, which is 6 hours ahead. So it’s 5pm there. The good news is she’s probably not even awake yet, so this won’t be troubling her.

Lohan has been ordered to come to court because the judge has determined she has not complied with the terms of her probation.  If Lindsay does not show tomorrow, the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest. 
We checked with the airlines.  There is no way Lindsay can make it back flying commercial for the 8:30 AM hearing.
(There is) no evidence of Lindsay making her way back to L.A. 

Well, whatever. The DA isn’t gonna do shit. Famous people in LA do anything they want. OJ chopped off his wife’s head, for gods sake. The best we can hope for is Lindsay will go to court and after the judge apologizes, maybe a sign will fall on her head or something. I feel that’s a realistic “best-case” scenario.