Tina Fey was a 24yo virgin

Tina Fey was on David Letterman last night, and after talking about her fabulous fashion magazine covers, she confirmed an article that claimed she was a virgin until the age of 24.

As Dave read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), Fey’s name came up as having been 24. “[I] Couldn’t give it away,” Fey sighed. “That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely.”

Jesus Christ would it kill this chick to say something funny for once. If she and Jack Black had a kid, it would be so devoid of joy and happiness the nurse would stumble backwards at the delivery, knocking over a tray of supplies, making the sign of the cross and saying “SANTA MARIA!” or whatever it is Spanish women say when they think they’ve seen the devil.

Point is, I very much do believe her when she says she was a virgin at 24. Someone sent me these pictures (here and here) years ago, I can’t even remember why but if you’re reading this thank you. It’s Tina as a bridesmaid. I’m not good with numbers so I don’t remember how old she was. 40? Maybe 10. Between 40 and 10.