bitch snap out of it

Jennifer Aniston couldn’t be any more delusional without being committed against her will to a hospital.  People who think they’re Jesus have a better grip on reality than this chick.  The Daily Mail says…

…she's chasing a film role usually reserved for rising young actresses almost half her age.The star, who rang in her 40th birthday last month, has revealed she has her eyes set on being a Bond girl.She told Elle magazine: 'I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles. I'd love to do an action movie. James Bond. Glamour. Daniel Craig. Shit-loads of fun.'

I blame crap like Esquire and Vanity Fair for convincing this goblin she was good looking enough to be considered in a class with Halle Berry and Olga Kurylenko.  You should only tell Jennifer Aniston she’s good looking if you’re being sarcastic or she cornered you and you're trying to be polite, in the same way you would tell a Special Olympian he almost made it when he takes a shot in basketball.  In reality he ate his shoe and knocked out a counselor with the basketball because he spun around and threw it 900 miles per hour in the wrong direction, but he doesn’t know that.  Just pat him on the head and say aww honey you’re doing terrific.  The same applies when Jennifer Aniston asks you how she looks.