THE WORLDS GREATEST MOM IS NOT HAPPY

Earlier this week, a California judge released his decision in the case between Sharon Stone and her ex-husband for the custody of their adopted son, Roan.  Among other things, the judge said…

"Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father (Phil Bronstein) appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

But today attorneys for Stone deny this allegation completely, telling Entertainment Tonight…

"Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication.  Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him."

Yeah I bet that’s it.  I bet it's a fabrication.  I bet Sharon Stone, who is a lunatic, is telling the truth.  And the judge just made it all up.  Judges do that.  They’re always makin up these crazy stories.  I bet if Stone told it, the REAL story would be revealed.  Namely, the judge is in love with her, but she rejected him, and this is his revenge.  He called her into chambers and strummed her a romantic ballad on an acoustic guitar with a rose in his mouth, but then Sharon used her karate to escape and save the secret government formula.  Also there was like this really big octopus in a cowboy hat.