AWW WOOK AT DA BABY

Not every celebrity whores their kids out to the highest bidder and sells the first baby pictures to whatever magazine pays the most.  Some, like Halle Berry, just go about their life and if pictures show up, so be it.  And that's how the world met Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale yesterday too, when his parents Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale took him to the Beverly Hills library.  I'm not gonna lie to you, that fat little bastard is cute.  I hate kids, but that one seems cool.   There's nothing worse than people showing you pictures of their fug ass dorky kids, because it forces you to find some compliment, even if there's clearly nothing nice to say.  If you're like me, your eyes are a deep blue ocean of intrigue, but more to the point you just end up complimenting the kids hat, then you excuse yourself to the bathroom where you start a fire in the trashcan and then escape out the window.

(picture source = splash)