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August 29, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
God only knows why, but Madonna wore little more than some black Nike Shox and a bathrobe that said "Dancing Queen" on the back as she went through security at Schoenefeld airport in Berlin, Germany last night. Do you have to go through security if you’re on a private plane? I guess you do because there’s no way her bourgeois ass rode commercial. Not even up front with the rest of the aristocracy. Unless she bought every seat, which seems like something she would do. As I write this, it’s dawning on me for the first time, that I hate every single thing this check has done for the past 10 years.