NICK HOGAN IS A LITTLE FAIRY

Nick Hogan can be famously heard sniffling like a scared little bitch on several phone calls to his mommy and daddy (here and here) crying that he doesn’t like jail because they keep him locked up in a cell all by himself.  That actually sounds like the best possible scenario if you have to be in jail, but this little fruit still had his parents petition the judge to have him sprung from jail and placed under house arrest.  In this case, meaning he would be confined to his dads fabulous Florida mansion.  In a related story, John Graziano will be in a coma for the rest of his life.  But at least with this there is good news.  TMZ says…

Poor Nick Hogan! A judge has just denied his request to be let out til his 18th birthday. For now, Nicky Boy will stay put in the Pinellas County, Fla. jail.

My great hope is that everyone in America hears these tapes and knows this story and treats Hogan like the scared little bitch he truly is for the rest of his life.  My other great hope is to nail Marisa Miller in the ass.  I'm noble!