MAYBE THE WORST THING EVER

Shauna Sand, who used to look like this (NSFW) when she was a Playmate and married to Lorenzo Lamas, got out of her car over the weekend and for some reason decided to climb over the driver instead of opening her door like a human being.  And that’s when this happened, when the world was subjected to her tits disfigured by years of plastic surgery.  It's like her nipples have an overbite.  I could have mittens on my hand while a big mean dog chased me around the room and do a better job at sculpting titties than her plastic surgeon did.

(go HERE and then get ready to say, "what am I looking at it?  Is that … oh god OH GOD!")