BLAKE LIVELY IS … EH

I saw something the other day about "Gossip Girl" being a huge unstoppable sensation, the hottest show on television, with the only possible stumbling block being that nobody watches it.   The ratings are apparently awful.  I have no idea.  I have no idea what it’s about or who is on it.   If a TV show doesn’t have anything about Rommel or cheerleader car washes, how good could it really be, and I don't think this has any of that.  I’m guessing it’s a bunch of sexy rich white kids who do scandalous things.  There’s lots of backstabbing and trendy music and big sunglasses and one of them is secretly gay.  Was I close?  Actually, who cares.  Doesn’t matter.  Here are pictures of series star Blake Lively and her boyfriend/co-star Penn Badgley in Mexico.  Or maybe Blake is the boy and Penn is the girl.  Does everyone on this show have a fruity, androgynous name?  I’m pretty sure the point of a name is to identify someone, I can't even tell who is a boy or a girl on this stupid show.  Why not just name your kid 5, or a drawing of a cloud.