JANET JACKSON IS BRAVE

I've had the flu more than once in my life, and several times I've treated it with medicine that has a purple hippo on the label.  I guess famous people get a different kind of flu, because more often than not it seems they get rushed to the hospital for it, much as you would if you had shark on your arm or fell out of a plane.  Janet Jackson is no exception.  Us magazine says…

Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles “late last night with a shortness of breath,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.But her rep tells Us this morning, “Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else.”

God celebrities are pussies.  If it's just the flu why did she go to the hospital?  That's like saying I went because a duck quacked at me.  This bitch is lying.  She's up to something.  If I were a doctor I put her in a centrifuge machine to see if her testacles descend.  I really get the feeling I'm right about this.